Verse
Poached eggs on speedy legs
A fleeting bass line and my stomach growls
Skip your vocals and vowels
Won’t beg your pardon for my taciturn me
Blame appetite or lax dietary
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Chorus
Tiddly camels tweedle through the eye of a needle
Meet them on the other side
Tiddly camels tweedle through the eye of a needle
Greet them when you see them
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Verse
Skeletons jump and jive
Blowing horns in a cabaret show
Footprints on the ceiling
Stubbles at the bottom of the ocean
Voltaire props out of proportion
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Chorus
Tiddly camels tweedle through the eye of a needle
Meet them on the other side
Tiddly camels tweedle through the eye of a needle
Greet them when you see them
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Bridge
A church rings its bells
Three clangs and-a-half
I criss-cross the streets
Out of step
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Chorus
Tiddly camels tweedle through the eye of a needle
Meet them on the other side
Tiddly camels tweedle through the eye of a needle
Greet them when you see them